KRTV JUC
Creativity, Extracted.
The world’s first at-home creativity extraction tower. Built with cold Scandinavian precision, the JÜC-EXTRACTOR™ identifies, pulls, and condenses your ambient inspiration into Liquid Creativity Units (LCUs).
Beautifully quiet. Perfectly unnecessary. Shockingly empowering. Bring your ideas to life, forever.
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Colour Your Imagination.
If you can dream it, we can bottle it, refine it, and sell it back to you. Pick a colour that perfectly matches your JUC extraction goals and never face a creative block alone again.
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Bottle Your Brain
The world’s first at-home creativity extraction tower. Built with cold Scandinavian precision using REV-TEK, the JÜC-EXTRACTOR™ identifies, pulls, and condenses your ambient inspiration into Liquid Creativity Units (LCUs). Beautifully quiet. Perfectly unnecessary. Shockingly empowering.
Thick droplets fall into a glass vial with the satisfying seriousness of laboratory gear.
The device compresses the vapour into Liquid Creativity Units (LCUs).
A silent turbine “draws in conceptual vapour” generated during brainstorming, shower thinking, or aimless pacing.
Sensors detect “micro-creative emissions” from the user’s forehead and surrounding room.
Drip Phase
Volition Capture Phase
Volition Capture Phase
Reverse Evaporative Compression
Ambient Inspiration Detection
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5 Modes
Standard Harvest
Deep Think Extraction
Panic Deadline Mode
Collaborative Capture
Silent Scandinavian Mode
REV-TEK™
REV-TEK™ (Reverse Evaporative Volition Technology) powers every KRTV JÜC device. It’s a highly advanced system built on questionably scientific principles — and it works startlingly well in theory.
Ambient Inspiration Detection: Sensors map your ideation waves in real time. Volition Capture Phase: Microscopic conceptual vapour is gently drawn inward. Reverse Evaporative Compression: Your thoughts become droplets. Your droplets become LCUs .Drip Output Stabilization: Liquid Creativity Units trickle into a waiting JÜCVAULT cylinder.
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Post Extraction
Once Liquid Creativity Units (LCUs) drip from the JUC-EXTRACTOR™, they are considered RAW ESSENCE — unstable, unrefined, and “potentially over-metaphorical.”
Users must choose between two official purification pathways.
1/AT HOME
2/LAB REFINEMENT
Send-to-Lab:
Pros: Perfect purity, stable forms, professional-grade conversion
Cons: Expensive, slow, possibly judged by scientists
Home:
Pros: Creative autonomy, immediate use, DIY aesthetics
Cons: May produce “overly experimental” results, including ideas that make no sense.
At Home
The At-Home Conversion EcosystemFor users who wish to maintain full creative sovereignty.
THE JUC-LAB™ HOME MODULES - A stackable set of minimalist devices that let users purify and convert raw LCUs on their own.
Module 1: PURI-KIT™
Module 2: FORM-SHAPER™
Module 3: JUC-CART™ Stabilization Rack
Purpose: Clean and clarify RAW ESSENCE.
Functions:
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Micro-filtration of “daydream residue”
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Separation of “pure inspiration” from “mental static”
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De-emulsification of “unstructured creativity blobs”
Output: Clarified Creativity Fluid (CCF)
“Clear. Crisp. Conceptually aligned.”
Allows users to choose how they will consume or deploy their creative output.Available Form Settings:A. VAPOR MODEOutputs Creative Vapor Pods™— small, smoky capsules for plug-in inhalers.Effect: “Diffuse ideation, ambient inspiration.”B. NASAL MIST MODEConverts CCF into Idea-Nasal Mist™Effect: “Fast-acting, high-concept clarity. Opens the ‘creative sinuses.’”C. TOPICAL MODEProduces Muse Cream™, a silky, scentless, Scandinavian ointment.Effect: “Applied to temples, wrists, or IKEA assembly instructions.”D. SUBLINGUAL MODEPresses tiny Think-Slips™Effect: “Dissolves under the tongue, delivering microbursts of muse.”E. RAW SHOT MODEFor purists. Bottles Creative Concentrate Shots™Effect: “Recommended only for those who accept the consequences.”
A mini fridge-like tower that ensures all converted forms maintain:
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Correct viscosity
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Safe vaporization levels
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Healthy imaginative elasticity
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Proper Scandinavian coolness
Temperature:
4°C. Always.
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so many ways to use your JÜC.
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lab refinement
After extraction, the user places their RAW ESSENCE vial into a pre-labeled, vacuum-sealed Cold Transport Sleeve™ (kept at the Scandinavian Standard 4°C).The sleeve is mailed to a KRTV-certified refinery, where the following happens:
Hidden along the inland edge of Nordland County, the KRTV JÜC Refinement Lab is the world’s only dedicated facility for processing raw creative essence into stabilized, bottle-ready JÜC-grade concentrate.
The lab blends:
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Scandinavian minimalism
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hyper-clean pseudo-scientific workflow
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deadpan seriousness around absurd technology
Every surface is matte-white or pastel-toned. Every workstation emits a soft, warm glow. Every instrument is suspiciously elegant for something claiming to be scientific.
Clarity Filtration
Conceptual Stabilization
Form Conversion
Certified Re-Bottling
Removes “idea noise,” emotional tangents, and excessive enthusiasm.
Using proprietary Fjord Ionization, LCUs become shelf-stable for up to 18 months.
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Users select their preferred delivery format:
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Creative Vapor Pods™ (for inhalation diffusers)
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Idea-Nasal Mist™
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Topical Muse Cream™
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Think-Slips™ (sublingual film strips)
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Creativity Shots™ (single-use micro-bottles)
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The lab issues each batch with:
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A Creativity Purity Certificate
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A Concept Density Rating
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A Scandinavian Minimalism Compliance Stamp
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Our Valued Partners
SERVING INDUSTRY LEADERS
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Trade Your Creativity Like a Commodity
Introducing JÜCEX™ — the Creative Essence Exchange. A fully fictional marketplace where you can store, sell, or trade your Liquid Creativity Units with others. Finally, creativity becomes liquid… and liquid becomes profit.
creativity, liquified.
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creativity, liquified.
Trade Your Creativity Like a Commodity
Introducing JÜCEX™ — the Creative Essence Exchange. A fully fictional marketplace where you can store, sell, or trade your Liquid Creativity Units with others. Finally, creativity becomes liquid… and liquid becomes profit.
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Who It's For
Designed for creators at every level — from stressed-out agency teams to ambitious solo thinkers & everyday people.
Solo Creators
Studios & Agencies
Overworked Humans
Boost ideation, break blocks, stay weird.
Standardize creativity output across teams.
Harvest before your deadline harvests you.
Solo Creators
Solo Creators
Solo Creators
Boost ideation, break blocks, stay weird.
Boost ideation, break blocks, stay weird.
Boost ideation, break blocks, stay weird.
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origins
KRTV JUC was founded in a remote Nordic research bunker where engineers discovered that creativity can be “mechanically harvested” from ambient inspiration particles in the fjord air.
Using something called REV-TEK™ (Reverse Evaporative Volition Technology), we are now able to extract microscopic units of imagination anywhere, then condense them into purchasable bottles.
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Frequently asked questions
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